As I was walking through Wal-Mart last night, I decided that I should buy some chap stick for my lips. The weather is turning rather cold, and when I combine that with lots of cheering at football games, my lips become rather chapped.
I entered the chap stick/facial beauty isle, quickly scanned the products, and grabbed "cherry".
When I got home, and actually looked at what I bought, it turns out it was a little more than "cherry".
It was "high gloss cherry, with a hint of pink".
Shit...I can't wear that.
I just goes to show you what a man reads, and what a label actually says.