It is in our genes that we cannot fold sheets or towels properly.
What we think is "clean" really isn't clean at all.
A dirty car makes us want to shit ourselves.
We can cram 2500 more pieces of garbage in a trash can than the average woman. It's never too full.
Most of us are scheming how we could make a living playing video games or watching sports.
We subliminally make our wives suggest buying them flowers, moments before actually suggest it ourselves. By then it's too late, and it looks like we're buying out of guilt.
We can trick our noses into not smelling the disgusting odours that linger in our home.
We have a hard time leaving the house without having our hair brushed.
We flex in the mirror whenever we have no shirt on. And yes, we still suck in the gut, even though it's just us looking at ourselves.
Ladies, I hope that helps a little. A quick glance into the mind of a gentleman, or a little boy at heart.